“If you are able to introduce a white person to a new cheese, it’s like introducing them to a future spouse.”

Last month was all about overcoming my skepticism and learning about, cooking, and tasting every manner of animal guts and bits and pieces.

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This month, as it has turned out, has become Cheese Month, much to my delight. Sure, we’ve been talking dairy for a couple of weeks in class, but I’ve had a few extra and unexpected bonus rounds thrown in.

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Now, I love cheese. I love it more than words can even express, and I may even love it more than I love bread and wine. It is pasture and sunlight and earthiness all curdled down into salty lactic goodness. It is magical, remarkable, genius. Milk is something that spoils in two shakes of a lamb’s tail, and through many trials and errors and happy happy accidents, it was discovered that if the milk curdled and could be separated from the whey, it would keep for a long time and provide a concentrated (and heavenly) little packet of fat and protein and minerals. 

There are infinite cheeses, and there are infinite ways of making them: starting from yogurt, cream or milk; using bacterial or fungal processes; using animal rennet or plant-based coagulators; salting the milk or salting the brine or salting the cheese itself; varying combinations of time and temperature and humidity; pasteurizing, pressing, ripening; and on and on and on forever…I’m thinking about giving up all my worldly ways and dedicating myself to meditating on cheeses.

Bonus round number one was two weeks ago, as part of my Best Day Ever (more on where we were and what we did in a following post). On a farm on the other side of the country, I was taught how to milk a sheep and make cheese by hand, using the most basic of all basic tools and the same process that has been handed down for generations.

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First, the ewes were herded into a separate area before the lambs began nursing in the morning. They huddled together and turned away (to make sure we couldn’t see them). Some stared at us blankly, and a few kept freaking out every few minutes and tried to climb over the rest to get to the back of the herd. Some seemed to sleep standing up, and, due to the spring weather, a few had disgusting snot hanging from their noses which was occasionally flung about with a violent headshake. They never stop pooping. They have no concept of self-hygiene like most animals do. Sheep are smelly. Sheep are dumb. And sheep produce a lot of rich fatty milk that in turn produces magical cheese.

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They knew the routine well and would each go without much of a fuss into the makeshift milking stall. Now, I’ve never seen a cow or goat be milked, but I’m pretty sure you sit by their side and put a bucket udderneath. Not so with our friend the sheep. No, you prop a bucket up behind her, hold her udders over it to milk her, and from the side she looks like she’s just sittin’ on the pot. Graceful animals, they are.

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Each of us girls tried our hand - rather ungracefully - at milking a sheep and then the farm caretaker, José, milked the rest in just a few minutes. Each of the ewes was only partially milked, leaving about half for the lambs to nurse later in the morning.

A couple of lambs managed to escape being separated and huddled together with their mothers in the barn. Despite their distaste for being held, we decided a photo-op was nonetheless necessary and I managed to hold on to one for a minute. While I thought he was quite adorable, I’m pretty sure he was only thinking of the imminent danger that he knew was sure to come/”where’s mom?”.

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After we finished the milking, the ewes and lambs were let of out of their separate stalls and reunited in the barnyard in what’s called the reencuentro or reunion, which may or may not have brought a bit of a tear to my eye. Even the seasoned farmers said they think it’s a little bit emotional. All of them began loudly bleating at once, and through all the noise and chaos, the mothers and babies each find their own and nuzzle and begin nursing. There were two poor little orphaned lambs that are bottle-fed, and even though they’ve never known their mothers, it didn’t stop them from frantically searching. One sheep, though, was just a dumb ass and didn’t recognize her own lamb and kept pushing him away when he tried to nurse, kicking and head-butting the persistent little guy. After a few minutes they were all let out of the yard and into the pasture to graze. They flat-out bolted through the gate and through a flock of chickens, springing and leaping dramatically over the confused birds. Seeing big fat sheep and tiny lambs jumping over chickens like show horses over fences was hilarious, and it all happened so fast, I didn’t have time to take a picture.

After the sheep were all taken care of, we went down to the farmhouse to start making cheese. The first step was to filter the milk through a cheesecloth to remove any and all particles of straw and dirt that had fallen into the milking bucket. Fairly basic, I think.

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Next, the milk was heated to kill any harmful pathogens and to facilitate the curdling and coagulation processes. José’s wife added the cuajo or rennet, which is an enzyme complex extracted from unweaned mammalian stomachs upon slaughter (it’s a byproduct of lamb and veal processing). Rennet is essential for the breakdown and digestion of milk by young mammals, and as they age its presence is greatly diminished, no longer needed if they are weaned. Calves, kids, and lambs each produce digestive enzymes specific to their mother’s milk, so in this case we used rennet from a lamb’s stomach. Commercially-produced rennet can be purchased in powdered form, and this is what we used. I’ve also made cheese at a commercial quesería that used the dried stomachs of their own (male) lambs…they hang the stomachs to dry and then remove the dried lining, freeze it, and use it as needed for batches of cheese. Pretty? No. Magical? Yes.

So anyway, after adding the rennet and allowing the milk to coagulate, we broke up the glossy and smooth surface with a stick (very professional) and then our hands. We mixed and kneaded and were (nearly) up to our elbows in it. The purpose of this is to separate the curds (solids) from the whey (liquid) and to make them (the curds) as small as possible, allowing it to be pressed into a compact cake of casein (proteins).

Milk + temperature + rennet + time + stirring =

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mush mush mush squish squish squish

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Tiny cheese curds separated from the whey:

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Hanging on the wall of the farmhouse were several rolled-up straw contraptions, which I soon learned were traditional cheese molds. They’re expandable, thus allowing various sizes of cheese to be made with the same mold. The woven surface allows all the liquid to drain out while trapping all the solid curds inside.

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We placed the mold on a slanted board with a bucket underneath and poured the curds and whey little by little into the mold. Pour, drain, press, pour, drain press, and on and on. 

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As the liquid drains off, the curds begin to solidify and form a homogenous and uniform mass. The proteins “tangle up” and make cheese, well, cheese. What was an unappealing beige-y white, lukewarm, milky water with floating pieces suddenly looks familiar and delicious.

Marta and I took turns pouring and pressing, all the while being fueled by little bites of different homemade sausages from the latest pig slaughter and little shots of rough homemade wine from the farm’s grapes.

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We left the cheese in the mold, and the following day they’d un-mold it and put it in the shed that had been turned into the official cheese-curing room.

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A board was suspended from the ceiling about chest-high and there were already several cheeses curing on it. They’re covered by a thin cloth to protect them from flies and are left to age for about a month and a half in the cool, dry, ventilated shed. They have to be turned once a day to cure evenly and develop a flavorful and protective mold on the outside.

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This is cheese making at it’s most basic, and that’s all there is to it. I’ll end with a picture that I think lends a little grace and dignity to these otherwise rather dimwitted lasses.

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Friday, May 24, 2013   ()

Korrika + camera = afternoon in France

The Korrika is a bi-annual relay held in the Basque Country in support of the Basque language, euskera. For two weeks, rain or shine, runners carry a carved wooden stick (carved with what, I have no idea), the Ikurriña (Basque flag), and a banner with each year’s slogan. The race goes on 24 hours a day, and the course is different each year, traversing through as many cities and towns as possible in both the Spanish and French provinces. This year it ended in Baiona/Bayonne, France.

Now, Bayonne is famous for two of the things dearest to me - artisan chocolate and cured hams - but today it was taken over by thousands celebrating something so very dear to them: euskera. I speak a grand total of roughly bederatzi hitz, but the celebratory atmosphere this afternoon has kicked up a new wave of enthusiasm for learning a little more.

My friend Igor and I have each made a goal to take a lot more intentional pictures in the coming months, so this festive and sunny afternoon provided the perfect opportunity to wander around through the crowds and see what we could find.

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Criss-cross

Criss-cross

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little bro

little bro

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Cousin ‘n brother.

Cousin ‘n brother.

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The sweetest boy.

The sweetest boy.

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Charleston’s The Post and Courier proclaimed in 1952, “An inexpensive, simple, and thoroughly digestible food, grits should be made popular throughout the world. Given enough of it, the inhabitants of planet Earth would have nothing to fight about. A man full of grits is a man of peace.

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The Other Meats

Dip yer spoon in the gut bucket.

We’ve been studying and cooking an awful lot of offal lately, and I’ve become obsessed.

So much of cows, pigs, and other animals ends up going to waste, when really, there’s very little that isn’t edible. While I do tend to prefer good old standard meat, there’s really something nice about making something tasty and healthy - and quite a change from the standard - from a bucket o’ guts.

I ‘spose I hadn’t realized just how many types of offal I’ve tried, until I started making a list the other day. Some things are just delightful, some are horrendous, but all deserve at least a taste or two.

In additions to eating guts (who am I kidding? I could only manage a teaspoonful of some of these), I’ve actually cooked the vast majority of these bits and pieces a time or two.

Cow/veal: 

meat; cooked, raw, cured

milk; fresh, fermented, cured, curdled, molded, etc, etc, etc.

roasted bone marrow

stewed hooves

braised tail

fried liver, pâté

stewed stomach

sous vide/low temperature cooked tendons

braised/stewed tongue

stewed snout

shredded heart tacos

blanched, breaded and fried brain; lightly cooked brain with lemon-caper butter

braised cheeks

breaded and fried thymus gland

breaded and fried pancreas

breaded and fried testicles

Pig:

meat; cooked and cured

fat (lard)

blood; blood sausages and coagulated blood cut into squares

stewed hooves

liver; pâté

braised cheeks

stewed and then fried ears

braised tail

seared jowls

intestines (sausage casings)

skin (chittlins)

caul fat (lacy membrane that surrounds internal organs)

Birds:

meat; fresh and cured (cured duck breast)

rendered fat; duck fat, chicken schmaltz

liver; foie gras, regular liver

grilled dove heart

confit duck gizzards

duck skin, chicken skin

puréed stomach and intestines (only woodcock, which are completely ‘clean’)

Sheep/lamb:

meat

milk; fresh, curdled, and cured

brain

thymus gland

skin

milk

blood & fat (in sausages)

caul fat

Goat:

meat; fresh and cured

milk; fresh, fermented, cured

Rabbit:

meat

heart

liver

kidneys

Horse:

not any offal, but steaks, burgers and cured hindquarter

I really adore some of it (blood, cheeks, any kind of milk product, bone marrow, duck gizzards, anything cured, veal tongue, crispy skin of anything, a little bit of brains every now and again); and I really hate some of it (slow-cooked cow tendons? really? it was like pale yellow spreadable semi-transparent pâté…so sick); and others are on my list of try-it-every-chance-you-get-until-you-learn-to-appreciate-and-like-it (pig ears and feet, cow stomach, veal snout…you know, the usual).

Next on the list: grilled whole pig’s face at my friend’s family’s farm later this month…I’ll let you know…

Monday, March 4, 2013 — 1 note   ()
Excited for cider season.

Excited for cider season.

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Mail from @katiembarton and @califree ON THE SAME DAY?!? How does a girl ever get so lucky?

Mail from @katiembarton and @califree ON THE SAME DAY?!? How does a girl ever get so lucky?

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A terrific, Offal, pretty-good, yet *very shitty* day.

Yesterday in its entirety was a one-of-a-kind experience.  Let me give you a re-cap:

1. I got up yesterday morning and went for a (slow, struggling, why-am-I-here?) run around the coast.  Beautiful, misty, sun rising, boats below…it was lovely.  And apparently everyone who takes their dog for a walk in the wee hours believes themselves to be above the pick-up-the-dog-shit rule. Thx.

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2. I went to class, where we prepared veal brains in caper-lemon sauce and lamb sweetbreads (thymus glands) as breaded, fried treats with buerre noisette.  The brains come in clear plastic boxes from the butcher, are much smaller and bloodier than you think they’ll be, and have to be peeled before being blanched and otherwise dolled-up.

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3. I went to the restaurant for the evening, and there was absolutely nothing to do, so I made lots of cakes to freeze for later. Then I left an hour and a half early.
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4. My bike has finally been fixed, so I went for a post-work nighttime ride around the bay, which was just gorgeous, and the first raindrops fell as I was turning onto my street.
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5. Before reaching the bay, I passed through a plaza where two teenage girls were all but doing it on a park bench.
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Oh, and post-class and pre-work, I saw a grown man shit on the street.
Approximation:
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(*thank you to a quick Google image search for the pics…)
Friday, February 22, 2013   ()